fat and gay
fat and gay

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

ronan-aodhan:

i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

ask-an-mra-anything:

hey, man, like, reverse racism is real because a Black dude wasn’t super polite to me once. and like misandry is totally a thing because feminists don’t cater to me. plus i know i’m rich but you should stop telling me i have no idea how hard it is to be poor because i forgot my wallet before going to starbucks once. and if you think cisphobia and heterophobia aren’t real then booooy do i have news for you because a homosexualed transgender called me cis one time.

furbearingbrick:

I felt the original was rather lacking, so here is my own “updated” version.
Here’s the definition of a manufactroversy, by the way.

sassianamaslany:

Nametags are so awkward, its just like “I want to know this persons name but don’t want to look like i’m staring at their boob”